rules for going to a bar/strip club.

you should have the following on you if you are going to a bar that is open from dusk til dawn... if not, there will be dire consequences.:

1. have a gun.
2. have holy water.
3. have a priest with you.
..or former priest.
[note: if priest is unavailable, carry a bible]
4. have a number of flashlights.
5. bring lots of lighters.
6. have a cross on you at all times. a big cross.
8. have knives; know how to sharped wooden objects.
9. make sure your friends have the above as well.

if you don't have any of the above you will die!
because those people will turn into vampires
and suck the fuckin' life out of you!..until you "come back to life and do
the same to someone else, of course.

christ, i love this film haha. it makes me laugh.